the first debate will be held at 2:00 am inside a Taco Bell (You a cop?)

Well, you guys, the 2020 presidential campaign is already starting to heat up and I read that, so far, five Democratic candidates have come out in favor of legalizing weed. Which is why the first debate will be held at 2:00 am inside a Taco Bell. --Jimmy Fallon

That's right, five candidates endorsed legalizing weed. The other candidates say they wanna endorse it, too, but, first, they wanna know: [quietly] You a cop? --Jimmy Fallon

Here's another big story: After this week's summit fell apart, North Korea says, Kim Jong-un may have lost the will for future negotiations. Meanwhile, when they heard the phrase "lost the will," all of Trump's kids passed out. --Jimmy Fallon

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