Ten Ways Barack Obama Can Boost His Popularity With Younger Voters (that means you report directly to Oprah)

"Rahm Emanuel is leaving the Obama administration. He wants to become mayor of Chicago. If you're mayor of Chicago, that means you report directly to Oprah." –David Letterman

David Letterman's "Top Ten Ways Barack Obama Can Boost His Popularity With Younger Voters"

10. Refer to himself as the Chillaxer-in-Chief

9. Limit speeches to 140 characters or less

8. Broadcast all Oval Office addresses in 3D

7. Replace Rahm Emanuel with a hunky, brooding vampire

6. Trade in Air Force One for rocket-powered Obama-cycle

5. Answer tough questions with "Whatevs"

4. Change name to Bajustin Obieber

3. Refer to his abdominal muscles as "The Administration"

2. Check into rehab, go to prison, check back into rehab, go back to prison, check back into rehab

1. Join Team Coco

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