No cockroach is stupid enough to put a loaded gun in a shoe (Usually Trump only breaks up his own marriages)

Later today Kellyanne Conway, criticized her husband after he posted several anti-Trump tweets and took Trump’s side in the argument. This is all so weird. Usually Trump only breaks up his own marriages. --James Corden

A man in Detroit recently attempted to kill a cockroach in his apartment but it didn’t go so well. He tried to throw a shoe at the cockroach, but apparently the man kept a loaded gun in that shoe. Once the shoe hit the floor the gun went off and shot him in the foot. The man was taken to the hospital and will be released in a few days or as soon as the doctors stop laughing. This story really illustrates why cockroaches will be around long after humans have gone extinct. No cockroach is stupid enough to put a loaded gun in a shoe. --James Corden

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