It's the only college left that parents can't bribe their way into (He got off twice in one day)

President Trump this morning called former Vice President Joe Biden a low I.Q. individual. Wow. That -- that's got to hurt. I mean, Trump trying to pronounce "individual." --Seth Meyers

A retailer in Australia has created McDonald's Big Mac scented candle, because if there's one thing Big Mac lovers know how to do, it's light a match. --Seth Meyers

Well, some candidates do have some interesting ideas. Last night, Elizabeth Warren said she wants to get rid of the electoral college. When the president heard that, he was like, "We can't get rid of the electoral college. I picked them to go all the way in March Madness. They're gonna beat Duke!" But a lot of people want to get rid of the electoral college, which is too bad, because it's the only college left that parents can't bribe their way into. --Jimmy Fallon

Yeah, it looks like the prostitution charges against Robert Kraft are getting dropped, so good for him. He got off twice in one day. --Jimmy Fallon

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