Isn't that exactly what a witch would say? (Meet Bush's new campaign volunteers)

"Christine O'Donnell has a new commercial where she says, 'I'm not a witch.' Isn't that exactly what a witch would say?"

 –David Letterman

"Donald Trump is running for president. He's already got a short list of running mates. He's thinking about Cyndi Lauper, Hulk Hogan, Melissa Rivers, Sharon Osbourne . . . He's ready to go." " –David Letterman

"Trump refers to the White House as a '200-year-old tear-down.'" –David Letterman

"The economy is in big trouble, but the Bush administration is now running it. So finally some good news." --David Letterman

"Good news from the White House. President Bush last week had his annual physical and he passed. He passed his annual physical. No word yet on the mental." --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”