I guess they weren't expecting to see me in there (...the way we do it)

When Donald Trump first took to office, little did he know. --Jimmy Carr

Of course, Donald Trump ran on a campaign saying that he wanted to build a wall. I think that's his one good idea, because walls work. It's irrefutable. I was in China last year -- I didn't see one Mexican. --Jimmy Carr

I had a very awkward moment onstage where someone from right in the back of the room shouted, "Are you ever going to have children?!" I said, "It's a perfectly reasonable question. I don't want to make you feel bad for asking, but my girlfriend and I actually can't have children..." "...the way we do it." --Jimmy Carr

10% of women have cried in a store fitting room. I guess they weren't expecting to see me in there. --Jimmy Carr

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”