This will give him 48 hours to come up with a supporter (72 virgins and a toaster)

"Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi made a surprise visit to Iraq over the weekend. Actually, the one who was most surprised was Nancy. Bush told her she was going to Cancun." --Jay Leno

"Delaware Senator Joe Biden just announced he will officially announce that he will run for president on Wednesday. You know why Biden did this? This will give him 48 hours to come up with a supporter." --Jay Leno

"Iran is getting more involved in Iraq. Officials in Iran say they are planning to open a branch of the Iranian National Bank in Baghdad. Anyone who opens a new account at the new Baghdad branch will receive 72 virgins and a toaster." --Conan O'Brien

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