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Tuesday, July 10, 2018

They say they won't rest until local authorities un-hang him (Hey, keep it down. I'm on the phone here)


"How many folks were in Times Square for the New Year's Eve celebration? Here in the United States they celebrate by dropping a ball off a roof. In Iraq they celebrate by dropping the dictator through the floor." --David Letterman
"They executed Saddam Hussein. I guess that means that whole Iraqi thing is over. We can all go home now." --David Letterman
"A cell phone video has surfaced of Saddam Hussein's hanging and officials are trying to figure out who shot the video. People who were at the hanging say it was probably the guy who kept yelling, 'Hey, keep it down. I'm on the phone here.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Saddam Hussein apparently died from hanging on Saturday. He did not get the sort of funeral President Ford did. He was taunted by his hangmen. They even danced around his corpse. So clearly the good guys have won over there. Angry mobs are now protesting violently and say they won't rest until local authorities un-hang him." --Jimmy Kimmel

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