"President Bush spent the weekend working on tomorrow night's State of The Union apology. I mean, address." --Jay Leno
"The president's daughter, Jenna Bush, is reportedly trying to get a book deal to write about her life in the White House. President Bush is very upset about it -- not about what she'll write, he's just worried he'll have to read another book." --Jay Leno
"Bush State of the Union VI. As it does every year, this State of the Union matches up two bitter rivals: the president of the United States and words. Right now, as we speak, words hold a three to two advantage." --Jon Stewart
"How will the president describe the state of our union? Well, over the past six tumultuous years, he has always managed to find just the right word to encapsulate the complexities of our times [on screen: Bush using varieties of 'strong']. Strongly, we will use strength to bestrongen our strongness, for strongaliciousness is strongtastic. That's what you get for relying exclusively on Roget's Monosaurus." --Jon Stewart
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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