Which is Korean for "Whaaaa!?" (Here, wear this lucky ham)

Trump then tweeted: "Before taking office, people were assuming that we were going to war with North Korea. President Obama said that North Korea was our biggest and most dangerous problem. No longer — sleep well tonight!" What do you mean, "sleep well"? You didn't change anything. It's like a lion got loose in our house, and you took a selfie with it, and then said, "Everything's fine. The lion and I have great chemistry. Sleep tight. Here, wear this lucky ham. Love you, baby. You'll be fine." --Stephen Colbert

Trump announced that he was going to halt the joint military exercises with South Korea and the U.S., but that came as a shock to our close allies, South Korea and the U.S. In fact, a spokesperson for South Korea said, "At this moment, the meaning and intention of President Trump's remarks requires more clear understanding." Which is Korean for "Whaaaa!?" --Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile, "American troops said they are still moving ahead with a military exercise this fall, until they receive guidance otherwise from the chain of command." OK, that's very important. I think the chain of command now goes: Trump; Ivanka; Dennis Rodman; Ivanka again; Jared's wife Ivanka; "Fox & Friends." --Stephen Colbert

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