Happy birthday, you'll never find me (a pumpkin got trapped in a tanning bed)

72 years ago today in the borough of Queens, in the state of New York, a pumpkin got trapped in a tanning bed. And Donald J. Trump was born. --Jimmy Kimmel

Today is President Trump's birthday. Last year, first lady Melania Trump wished her husband a happy birthday on Twitter; she posted “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” with little heart emojis. So this year, she posted nothing. Gee, I wonder why that is. Although she did give him a card. This is the card: “Happy birthday, you'll never find me.” --Jimmy Kimmel

You know, true love means never having to be in the same room together. So happy birthday, Mr. President. --Jimmy Kimmel

This is the day Robert Mueller should have served the subpoena, right? On his birthday. Maybe with a candle on it. --Jimmy Kimmel

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