United Airlines prevented a woman from boarding her flight out of Newark, New Jersey, because she tried to board with an emotional-support pet, which was her peacock.
They were all set to let both of them on, but then they caught the peacock with over three and a half ounces of shampoo.
It got even more awkward when the woman was like, "That's not a peacock, that's my friend Lady Gaga." But this was a devastating blow to the peacock's confidence, it really was.
They had to stop on the way home and get the peacock an emotional support peacock. --James Corden
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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