A flight from Norway to Germany that was carrying 84 plumbers to a work conference had to turn back because, get this, the plane's toilet wasn't working. The only way this could be more ironic is if the plane had 84 plumbers and Alanis Morissette. --James Corden
After Trump's address, the Democratic rebuttal was given by Congressman Joe Kennedy. And this is how out of touch they are in the Democratic Party. They are like, "People are tired of the same old politicians. We need to give them someone new. Here's a Kennedy." --James Corden
"As if all this news is not bad enough, today, President Bush announced he's on the case. Because if there's one name that comes to mind when you're in a no-room-for-error crisis, it's George Bush." --Bill Maher
"The economy is in big trouble, but the Bush administration is now running it. So finally some good news." --David Letterman
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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