intimidating scientists is nothing (glacier-sized balls)

    

"This week's 'Alpha Dog' is President George W. Bush. Now it goes without saying that President Bush could be my 'Alpha Dog' every week. He has certainly left his mark all over this country, but now he has outdone even himself. 

You see, for years the Left has accused the Bush administration of doing nothing on global warming. As if intimidating scientists is nothing. But the president cares just as much about climate change as Al Gore. 

He just would have called his documentary 'How Inconvenient That The Science Isn't In Yet.' This week, President Bush proved how much he cares by hosting a global warming summit, where he asked the rest of the world to follow him on climate change. And that takes glacier-sized balls, pre-global warming. 

The president set a clear goal to reduce emissions [on screen: Bush saying, 'By setting this goal, we commit ourselves to doing something about it. By next summer, we will convene a meeting of heads of state to finalize the goal']. 

Next summer, the goal will be finalized. At this rate, we should be able to take action on global warming by January 20, 2009. In one day, Bush leapt from the back of the pack to the lead husky, leaving the rest of the world staring at his swinging sack. 

So Mr. President, for leading us to a bold commitment to finalize a goal for future possible action to solve global warming, you, sir, are my 'Alpha Dog' of the week." --Stephen Colbert

     

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