Wait a minute, how can you can see me when I can't see you? (so he won't be there)

"Last night, President Bush addressed the crowd at the Republican Convention via satellite. The first ten minutes of Bush's speech consisted of him saying, 'Wait a minute, how can you can see me when I can't see you?'" --Conan O'Brien

"Have you been watching the Republican Convention on the TV? Have you been watching it? I want to tell you something, and I made a mistake about this, the Republicans actually have a lot of ethnic diversity. They do. For example, uh, wait a minute, wait a minute, uh, Joe Lieberman? John McCain lasted five-and-a-half years in a POW camp in North Vietnam; even he couldn't get through Joe Lieberman's speech." --David Letterman

"By the way, if you're wondering about this, Dick Cheney did not attend the Republican Convention in Minnesota. Apparently, he had already scheduled a heart attack, so he won't be there." --David Letterman

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