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Monday, May 8, 2017

The whole point is (Bush really doesn't care)




"Today, Barack Obama took his daughters to their first day of school, which was sweet. Yeah. In a related story, John McCain took his daughters to pick up their Social Security checks." --Conan O'Brien



"Experts say -- this is interesting -- that since Sarah Palin became the vice presidential nominee, there's been an actual spike in the sales of her style of eyeglasses. Gone way up. Yeah. Yeah, with Palin's glasses, you'll be able to see everything, except what the hell your teenage daughter's up to." --Conan O'Brien



"Thank goodness. I don't know what it's doing around the country, but here in New York City we had a wet, rainy day. Today, John McCain admitted he doesn't know how many umbrellas he owns." --David Letterman



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