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Monday, April 17, 2017

He was the biggest star in the world. The day he turned white, nothing!



"As you may know, Geraldine Ferraro quit the Clinton campaign after all the controversy over her remark suggesting that Barack Obama wouldn't be where he is today if he weren't black. Yeah. Now, here's the question -- do you think people are more popular because they're black? Think about this. I mean, look at Michael Jackson. Remember how popular he was when he was black? He was the biggest star in the world. The day he turned white, nothing!" --Jay Leno

"Jack Kevorkian, remember him? The old suicide doctor. 79-years-old, planning to run for Congress. Run for Congress? Wow, talk about a politician with a lot of skeletons in his closet." --Jay Leno

"With all the bad news about the economy today, John McCain started distancing himself from President Bush. In fact, McCain was running so fast from President Bush, he ran into Barack Obama, who was running from his minister, and Hillary, who was running from Geraldine Ferraro. And they all just collided." --Jay Leno

"Did you see how much the dollar fell again today? The dollar is so low now, all of Eliot Spitzer's hookers demand euros." --Jay Leno





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