He came out of a brothel squinting (somebody had a worse weekend than I did)

"It's so sunny and bright outside that earlier today, Eliot Spitzer came out of a brothel squinting." --David Letterman

"I guess everybody knows about this by now. New York Governor Eliot Spitzer caught with a high-priced call girl. Ladies and gentlemen, there, but for a declined Mastercard, go 'I.' 'I'm sorry, Mr. Letterman. It won't go through.'" --David Letterman

"Spitzer was told about the evidence against him on Friday. On Friday, last Friday. How about that? I'm thinking, 'Wow, somebody had a worse weekend than I did.'" --David Letterman

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