"Republicans now want
Donald Trump to run for governor of New York. I think it'd be nice to see the
guy get a little publicity for a change. Friends though say that Donald is very
excited about this and he's seriously thinking about throwing his hair into the
ring." --David Letterman
"Donald Trump running
for president. I blame George Bush. He lowered the standard." --David
Letterman
"There will be a lot
of changes, I tell you, if Donald Trump were president instead of George W.
Bush. Instead of getting bad intelligence from the CIA, Trump would get bad
intelligence from his barber." --David Letterman