Two students in
England were hospitalized after taking part in a caffeine research study where
they were accidentally given the equivalent of 300 cups of coffee. This
accident resulted from putting a decimal point in the wrong place. And the lab
technician responsible said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t have my morning coffee.”
–James Corden
Today is Groundhog
Day, and Punxsutawney Phil came out of his burrow, and was immediately captured
and detained for extreme vetting. Things have changed since last year, Phil.
–Seth Meyers
That’s right, today
was Groundhog Day. The groundhog looked down and saw six more executive orders.
–Seth Meyers
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