from now on, all bribe money has to be in a clear plastic bag (Drain the Swamp)

"There will be a lot of changes, I tell you, if Donald Trump were president instead of George W. Bush. Instead of getting bad intelligence from the CIA, Trump would get bad intelligence from his barber." --David Letterman 

"It's the start of a new year and President Bush wants to hit the ground bungling." --David Letterman

  

"This week senators passed a limited ethics bill. It's something congress knows a lot about. Limited ethics. Some of the new rules are pretty tough, like from now on, all bribe money has to be in a clear plastic bag." --Jay Leno