"The big event in the Olympics will be the U.S. playing
Canada in men's hockey. This is the most that Americans have wanted to see
Canadians beaten since they sent us Justin Bieber." –Conan O'Brien
"In
Florida there is a guy running for Congress who is 101 years old. And despite
what you might think, the guy is actually quite a progressive. He wants to
expand Medicare. He wants to fix Social Security. He wants to let women
vote." –David Letterman
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