"Arnold Schwarzenegger's book is out today. Arnold's book
reveals all the secrets he kept from his wife. That's why it's a million pages long."
–Craig Ferguson
"The part of the book everyone's going to skip to is the
part where he talks about the maid and the love child. He says he didn't think
the kid was his at first – mostly because the kid could speak English."
–Craig Ferguson
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