If Romney gets any darker he's not going to vote for himself

"It's been a rough week for Mitt Romney. Former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty has quit as co-chair of Mitt Romney's presidential campaign. I think the technical term is 'jumping ship.'" –Jay Leno



"I saw a guy today scraping a Romney bumper sticker off his car. It was Paul Ryan." –Jay Leno



"A lot of people are commenting that Mitt Romney is looking extremely tan lately. In fact, if Romney gets any darker he's not going to vote for himself." –Conan O'Brien