"A new book claims the reason Texas Gov. Rick Perry
did so terrible in the debates and forgot everything was due to a sleep
disorder. Apparently the disorder was he slept through grade school, high
school and college." –Jay Leno
"The president of Iran is in New York today. President
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is visiting the U.N. He's been in America one day and he's
already surged past Mitt Romney in the polls." –Craig Ferguson
"A new
poll found that Mitt Romney is behind in
Florida by 1 percent. Which is weird because if there’s one group that loves
Romney, it’s definitely the 1 percent." –Jimmy Fallon
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