Then he found it in another pair of pants

"Mitt Romney once lost $2 billion. Then he found it in another pair of pants." –David Letterman



"Now they are starting to dig up stuff on Mitt Romney. One time he was arrested for disorderly conduct and being a public nuisance. It was when he was a kid. He had one of his hairs out of place." –David Letterman

"Today Herman Cain endorsed Mitt Romney. This is possibly very important because as goes Herman Cain, so go the other two black Republicans in America." –Jimmy Kimmel 

John Hulse painting