When you buy four primaries, you get the fifth for free

"Mitt Romney gets a lot of criticism because he's kind of stiff, he's sort of cold, he's sort of aloof. And I thought, 'Well, wait a minute. Let's look at the bright side of this.' Mitt Romney is an inspiration to kids all over this country who sadly were born without a personality." –David Letterman 

"Romney proves with a little hard work and a little luck, even a multimillionaire from Harvard can succeed in this country." –Jay Leno 





"Yesterday Mitt Romney won all five of the primaries. Apparently when you buy four primaries, you get the fifth for free." –Conan O'Brien

John Hulse painting