"Since the brutal presidential election, there's been a
lot of soul searching going on at Fox News. I am confident that they eventually
will find one." –Stephen Colbert
"It is now legal to carry a concealed weapon in all 50 states.
So if you are in one of them, be careful." –Stephen Colbert
"There's nothing wrong with eating horse burgers. Fast
food should be made of fast animals. Oh man, I could really go for a
double-cheetah melt." -- Stephen Colbert
