I can definitely see Trump aides on election night trying to over-serve him just so he passes out (Silencing & Control)

June 2022

“The third installment of the January 6 committee’s public hearings was postponed on Wednesday. Meanwhile some of the folks being featured in the videos of these hearings are not happy about all the publicity, such as the Proud Boys leader Joseph Biggs, who faces up to 20 years in prison for seditious conspiracy. By the time he gets out, this Proud Boy is going to be a proud member of the AARP.” —Stephen Colbert

“Rudy Giuliani called the committee hearings an embarrassment. You really want to call anyone else an embarrassment? Is that really the word you want to use? There was an entire nationally televised congressional hearing this week about you being a sloppy drunk. You used to be on magazine covers as ‘America’s Mayor’ and now you’re most famous for screaming outside a landscaping company like a guy who’s trying to return a used bag of mulch.” —Seth Meyers

“I doubt anyone was trying to get Rudy drunk, but I can definitely see Trump aides on election night trying to over-serve him just so he passes out.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Welcome to the monkey house, brother (Incredible customer service)

June 2022

“The lawyer for Joseph Biggs, a January 6th defendant and Proud Boys leader, argued that his client cannot receive a fair trial in the United States, due in part to ‘increased and unquestionably spectacular 24/7 negative press and media coverage’ of the group, specifically citing Stephen Colbert and The Late Show. You know, ladies and gentlemen, I do a lot of jokes about these violent fascists, but to hear that even one of them noticed? I feel so seen. You hate me, you really hate me!” —Stephen Colbert

“Biggs’ attorney argues that they need to move his trial because shows like mine ‘continue to saturate the jury pool of media-obsessive Washington D.C.’ They want to move the trial to someplace where the Proud Boys have a better reputation, like 1930s Berlin.” —Stephen Colbert

“Of course, after we got the shoutout, the article says Newsweek contacted Colbert’s representatives for comment: [imitating Newsweek reporter] ‘Well, Mr. Colbert, do you have a comment?’ Why, thank you, Steve, I do. ‘Want to share it with the people?' Certainly. While this is a very high-profile case, in our system of justice, the accused is innocent until proven guilty. So I want everyone in the potential jury pool to hear me when I say, ‘You are going to jail, you neo-numbnut! And if you don’t like it — and if you don’t like it, you can come and get me. My name is Joe Scarborough, and I love coffee! Welcome to the monkey house, brother.’” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”