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Showing posts with label Harold Bornstein. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harold Bornstein. Show all posts

Thursday, May 3, 2018

Yes, I dictated it. And I'm one of the healthiest dictators ever elected (meat cleaver of truth)


Speaking of the president, his doctor wrote a letter calling Trump the healthiest president ever. But now the doctor is saying Trump dictated the letter himself! Trump was like, "Yes, I dictated it. And I'm one of the healthiest dictators ever elected." --Jimmy Fallon
In the letter, Trump said that “his physical strength is extraordinary.” Then he used TWO hands to drink a tiny glass of water. --Jimmy Fallon
That’s right, the doctor, Harold Bornstein, let Trump write the letter for him. Later, Trump was asked why he has such a bad doctor, and he said, "Because I’m on the Republican healthcare plan!” --Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Even Benedict Cumberbatch was like "That doctor looks strange." (Trump's medical charts)


Donald Trump's former personal doctor, Harold Bornstein, revealed that last year three Trump associates raided his office and took Trump's medical charts. Now, you all remember Trump's personal doctor in New York, right? Here he is here. [Bornstein photo] That's really Trump's former doctor. Just judging by his looks, I'm going to guess this wasn't the first time his office was raided. I bet it wasn't even the first time it was raided that day. --James Corden
I don't know exactly how the doctor reacted to the raid but I'm guessing it was along of the lines of "Hey man, don't touch that, man." "Can you not — dude, come on man!" Even Benedict Cumberbatch was like "That doctor looks strange." --James Corden
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”