"Florida Congressman
Mark Foley has resigned over allegations he sent explicit e-mails to underage
boys. What is it with congressmen? If they're not grabbing your wallet, they're
grabbing your ass." --Jay Leno
"How 'bout that
Florida Congressman Mark Foley? At least the Democrats waited until the interns
were over 18." --David Letterman
"This incident is
changing the way big companies do business in Washington -- like tobacco
companies are now hiring underage boys as lobbyists because they know that's
the best way to reach congressmen." --Jay Leno
