Right now there's just 13 days left until the election. In other words, the length of one Red Sox-Yankee game. --Conan O’Brien 10/19/2004
In a new interview Colin Farrell said he is not interested in playing James Bond. When asked why Farrell said, "Bond doesn't get laid enough." --Conan O’Brien 11/9/2004
During Arnold Schwarzenegger’s speech at the RNC convention last night, Schwarzenegger led the crowd in a chant of “Four more years!” Actually Arnold said, “Fire More Ears!” --Conan O’Brien 9/1/2004
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
