he set off every breathalyzer in the five-block radius (Now I just look stupid!)

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth faced eight articles of impeachment on Tuesday, with charges accusing him of violating federal law and the Constitution. Yes, finally! This is huge, someone actually going after Pete Hegseth, and not just for child support! — Desi Lydic

Republicans managed to shelve the impeachment effort, however, after 11 Democrats missed the vote. Are you kidding me? A chance to impeach the secretary of defense, and 11 of you couldn’t be bothered to come to work? Even Mitch McConnell finds a way to show up to work, and he died years ago! — Desi Lydic

“This is a major ‘L’ for Democrats. And to think, I just put the finishing touches on my Hakeem Jeffries back tattoo. Now I just look stupid!” — Desi Lydic

“Yeah, after the vote, Pete Hegseth let out such a huge sigh of relief, he set off every breathalyzer in the five-block radius.” — Seth Meyers

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