That’s because he hired the same people who do his face (it was on an island)

Meanwhile, Trump’s plans to repaint the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool are said to be uneven and behind schedule. That’s because he hired the same people who do his face. —Seth Meyers

It’s a perfect time for the president to fly to China before playing footage of his welcome, which included a group of children dancing and cheering. Trump remarked on how beautiful the children were and, in character, [Meyers as Trump]: “The last time I saw so many young and beautiful children greet a plane, it was on an island.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”