The dig was funded by the Institute of Harmful Stereotypes (500 yards away from school property)

Today, in case you didn't know, is National Love Our Children Day, which is traditionally celebrated 500 yards away from school property. —Colin Jost

Archaeologists have discovered 12,000-year-old dice that they believe Native Americans used for gambling. The dig was funded by the Institute of Harmful Stereotypes. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”