No one steals our precious garbage (I mean, what's the worst that could happen?)

New Jersey officials are warning residents to secure garbage cans as black bears come out of hibernation looking for food. Ah, New Jersey. No one steals our precious garbage. —Michael Che

The women's college-basketball title game will be held tomorrow between UCLA and South Carolina. And no matter who wins, I hope that every one of those amazing athletes find a good husband. —Michael Che

President Trump attended the opening night of “Chicago" at the Kennedy Center, and I think that's cool that the President is going to the theater. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? —Michael Che

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