Hey, as long as it's the bottom half, baby (“Oh Lord!” said the Jamaican bobsled team)

A new study finds that by the year 2035, nearly half of American adults will be obese. Hey, as long as it's the bottom half, baby. —Michael Che

Relationship experts are warning that asking a person "How are you?" is a useless way to start a conversation, which is why I always open with "How much?” —Michael Che

It was reported that ICE agents will have a small security role at the Winter Olympics in Italy. “Oh Lord!” said the Jamaican bobsled team. —Michael Che

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