Hey, where's the little umbrella? (I'm just going to keep saying this)

Nearly 15,000 nurses have gone on strike at major New York City hospitals. Until it's over Mayor Mamdani is asking New Yorkers to only shoot each other in the leg. But one New York hospital has accused a union of protecting nurses who came to work drunk. They knew they were drunk when one patient handed a nurse his urine sample and she asked, "Hey, where's the little umbrella?” —Greg Gutfeld 

Barbie has released the first ever autistic Barbie joining other Barbies that have conditions like blindness or diabetes. Teaching little girls an important lesson. It's okay to have a disability as long as you're not fat. It's important. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”