I feel like my ratings should be higher, maybe? (Well, that makes two of us)

According to a new poll from YouGov, which is a serious polling site, or they were before this, I am more popular than the president of the United States. You remember the guy who keeps saying I have no ratings? Well, that makes two of us. — Jimmy Kimmel

“I’m at plus three, he’s at minus 13, which is nice, but it feels like — considering the fact that I’m not a convicted felon friend of Jeffrey Epstein and I’ve never paid off a porn star, sent a team of masked goons into a park to pull an old lady away from her grandchildren — I feel like my ratings should be higher, maybe?” — Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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