Cops found him hiding in a thermos (Chris Christie just bought four metric tons of napkins)

The last escapee from a New Orleans jailbreak has finally been caught in Atlanta. So, how did he remain on the run for 145 days? Cops found him hiding in a thermos. —Greg Gutfeld

Florida police claim they found a large thermos inside an arrested man's rectum. Police are on the lookout for an accomplice with an ass full of donuts. —Greg Gutfeld

KFC is once again offering its original honey barbecue flavor. In a related story, Chris Christie just bought four metric tons of napkins? —Greg Gutfeld

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