one long trip to get my dry cleaning (double A batteries)

China is testing a spacecraft that will put the first Chinese person on the moon. It will be one small step for man and one long trip to get my dry cleaning. —Greg Gutfeld

 A WNBA coach is demanding action over sex toys being thrown on the floor during games, saying that it's offensive to toss them without including double A batteries. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”