Instead of calling balls and strikes, she'll just say it's fine (the game won't start until you hear about her day)

This weekend, the Marlins and Braves will play the first Major League Baseball game umpired by a woman. Instead of calling balls and strikes, she'll just say it's fine. —Kat Timpf

This weekend, Major League Baseball will have its first female umpire. Yeah, but the game won't start until you hear about her day. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”