But I was told this hamburger would be $38 (leave the room twice to shave)

President Trump gave a speech last night to the Joint Session of Congress. There he listed his achievements and goals and it was long lasting more than 90 minutes. I'm told Rashida Tlaib had to leave the room twice to shave. —Greg Gutfeld

Trump’s speech was so long even Maxine Waters’ wig turned gray. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”