And maybe they're such good friends that they kiss (Now it's on to step two)

Scientists hoping to revive the extinct wooly mammoth have taken a first step by genetically engineering a long haired wooly mouse. Now it's on to step two, getting it drunk enough to have sex with an elephant. —Colin Jost

In honor of Women's History Month, Mattel is releasing a line of Barbie dolls that celebrates female friendships. And maybe they're such good friends that they kiss. —Colin Jost

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”