Luigi Mangione, 26, was caught after being recognized at a McDonald’s in Altoona, Pennsylvania, with a hash brown in hand. They caught him brown-handed. It’s so crazy to think that Donald Trump working the french-fry machine was only the second weirdest thing to happen at a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania this year. —Jimmy Kimmel
Luigi Mangione has been charged with second-degree murder but is not pleading guilty and is fighting extradition to New York. Well, that makes sense, no one wants to be extradited to New York during the holidays. You’ve got to wait in a two-hour line just to be cavity-searched at the M&M store. —Stephen Colbert
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