Clear hearts, blue eyes, green clovers, purple horseshoes, go fish, yahtzee! (That can’t be right)

“Yep, Eric Adams is the first sitting mayor of New York City to be indicted. It’s shocking. When Rudy Giuliani heard that, he was, like, ‘That can’t be right.’” — Jimmy Fallon   

Kamala Harris’s running mate, the Minnesota governor, Tim Walz, is reportedly less comfortable in a debate setting than on the campaign trail, and is anxious about letting Harris down. Hey, buddy! We’re not going to win with that kind of attitude. (Nodding to Walz’s past as a high school football coach.) Bring it in, coach! Sounds like you need one of your signature pre-game talks. Look, buddy, I want you to get out there, I want you to hunker down and find that extra gear, leave 110% of the pigskin on the fourth and down. Clear hearts, blue eyes, green clovers, purple horseshoes, go fish, yahtzee! —Stephen Colbert

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