It's the same schedule her old man had (And that is assuming I make it past tomorrow's death panel interview)

"Dick Cheney accused Obama of setting a 'terrible precedent.' That's what Cheney said, Obama is setting a 'terrible precedent,' not to be confused with George W. Bush, who was a terrible president. That's a different deal." --David Letterman

"Jenna Bush was hired as a correspondent for the 'Today' show. They say Jenna will contribute about once a month. It's the same schedule her old man had." --David Letterman

"Ladies and gentlemen, I didn't even realize this until this morning, Sunday will be the 16th anniversary of Paul and myself doing the show here at CBS. Sixteen. And that is assuming I make it past tomorrow's death panel interview." --David Letterman

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