if he can say all that and still get picked for vice-president, I figure I’ve got a chance at secretary of state at least (any similarity begins and ends with face paint)

Donald Trump has picked the Ohio senator JD Vance as his running mate, despite the fact that Vance once called him a ‘moral disaster’, and said that he could be ‘America’s Hitler’. Damn, if he can say all that and still get picked for vice-president, I figure I’ve got a chance at secretary of state at least. —Seth Meyers

The New Jersey senator Bob Menendez was found guilty on all 16 counts in his federal corruption case, including bribery, extortion and wire fraud. Or, as they call those in New Jersey, waste management. —Seth Meyers

At the Republican convention, the North Carolina lieutenant governor, Mark Robinson, called Trump “the Braveheart of our time”. Personally, I think any similarity begins and ends with face paint. —Seth Meyers

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