Things got off to a rough start when Trump offered the probation officer $130,000 (Have you thought about learning to code?)

On Monday, former President Donald Trump met with his New York probation officer for the first time after his conviction last month. Things got off to a rough start when Trump offered the probation officer $130,000. —Jimmy Fallon 

“The final probation report will remain sealed, but one thing probation folks usually ask convicts is about their employment. [imitating probation officer] ‘OK, Mr. Trump, it says here you got fired from your last job for being, uh, terrible at it and for — is this correct? This is right here — and for trying to kill a Mr. Mike Pence? Oh, but I see down here you are actually currently applying for a new job, which is the same job. OK. Have you thought about learning to code?’” — Stephen Colbert

“Former President Trump held an outdoor rally yesterday in Las Vegas, and temperatures exceeded 100 degrees. It was so bad, Trump began exhibiting symptoms of heat stroke 10 years ago.” — Seth Meyers

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