it only looked 90 (So don't expect your presents from Santa until next April)

Today is the first day of summer. Or as my skin calls it, "Melanoma-palooza." In Beverly Hills it was 108. Of course, because it was Beverly Hills, it only looked 90. –Conan O’Brien

"The Christmas-themed town of North Pole, Alaska, has officially approved marijuana dispensaries. So don't expect your presents from Santa until next April." –Conan O'Brien

Today members of the conservative Christian clergy met with Donald Trump. They came out of the meeting proclaiming "THERE IS NO GOD!" –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”